Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Lame Math Jokes

Mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions and disintegrate.

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

A mathematician came home at 3am and his wife got angry. He responded by saying, 'I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve.

What did one math book say to the other? Don’t bother me, I've got my own problems!

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